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Recent Entries
It will ONLY take me a second to eat your legs.
HELL NAW AIN'T NO WAY!! whats wrong man? SHE JUST ATE OFF MY LEGS!!! what?!?!? ATE OFF MY LEGS!! what!? ATE OFF MY LEGS!!! what? ate off my legs. A z... read more
Really America? Really?
I have no idea what has happened to the world. When did people become so heartless and insensitive?! WHEN!? I really would like to know. It seems as i... read more
OH MYLANTA!
I have stories. LOTS AND LOTS of STORIES!!!!!!! Well... maybe only two.. BUT DON'T RAIN ON MY PARADE!!! Anyways I cant tell you my two lovely st... read more
WOOOOHHH CRAZY ZOMBIE SAY WHAT!?
Well. I am going to audition for a play on Tuesday,September 6, 2008. I AM SO PUMPED! I am kinda scared, because I don't know what kind of part ... read more
That Friend
You know that friend that LOVES to tell you all about their dating life, and how many guys (or girls..or both) ask them out all the time? Well, I am n... read more
Her Mother Must be PROUD!
Ok I was googling the stupidest tattoos, and I found this one.... Her mother must be proud. real proud... the link is RIGHT there...click it.. IT'S F... read more
Just a little update
1. I don't know when I'll be back, because of the whole cousin/vacation situation. So yeah. I know you'll miss me. DON'T LIE!!!!!! 2. It real... read more
Rue The Day
First of all, is "Irksome" even a word? Second of all, Who invented that word..if it is one. Third of all, I need to find that in the dictionary. Ok s... read more
When is the ICE CREAM SOCIAL?!
I know! I know! You are sooo excited!! Well.....Here is another one of those random stories! Yay!!! This is the setting, sweltering heat, children lau... read more
We're not so different, you and I.
Have you ever walked down the street and saw a bum begging for money, and instantly say (in your head, of course), "Eww!! Smelly bum. Get of the sidew... read more
